And A Half Men S09e06: Watch Two
"You know," Walden said, wiping a tear from his eye as the credits rolled. "No matter how much money I have, I'll never be as resourceful as you are when you're desperate."
Walden watched, fascinated and slightly horrified. "Alan, why didn't you just tell her the truth?"
"Truth is expensive, Walden," Alan said, pointing at the TV as his onscreen self hid in a closet. "Lies are rent-free. Much like my current lifestyle." Watch Two And a Half Men S09E06
The episode reached its peak when Alan’s attempt to be a "cool guy" resulted in him getting stuck—physically and metaphorically—in a situation he couldn't charm his way out of. Walden started laughing, a genuine, house-shaking sound.
"Is this the one where you try to get back with Lyndsey?" Walden asked, already knowing the answer. "You know," Walden said, wiping a tear from
Walden smiled, finally feeling at home. "Bourbon. But only if you don't try to hide the bottle in the closet."
Alan beamed, taking it as a compliment. "Exactly! Now, do you want to watch the next one, or should we go see if there's any of your expensive bourbon left?" "Lies are rent-free
As the episode started, the familiar theme song filled the room—though the "men" in the intro had changed, the spirit of the chaos remained. On screen, Alan was embroiled in his usual web of lies, trying to sneak around between Lyndsey and her ex-husband, Chris.
