In the Two and a Half Men episode "" (Season 3, Episode 19), the beach house dynamic is upended when Charlie discovers that Alan's girlfriend, Kandi, has been living with them—unnoticed by Charlie—for three weeks. Episode Overview
(played by Gail O'Grady ): Kandi’s mother, who arrives at the beach house looking for her daughter, inadvertently providing Charlie a way to end his dry spell. Watch Two And a Half Men S03E19
(played by April Bowlby ): Alan’s young, intellectually "vacant" girlfriend who previously had a fling with Charlie. In the Two and a Half Men episode
: Tensions rise as Alan tries to help Kandi become self-sufficient by hiring her as a receptionist at his chiropractic office—a plan that Charlie predicts will fail due to her lack of professional experience. : Tensions rise as Alan tries to help
: Charlie is in the middle of a frustrating sexual dry spell. His frustration peaks when he realizes Alan has moved Kandi into the house without telling him, even changing furniture like the couch and side tables behind his back.
: The episode title comes from a random line of dialogue, a common stylistic choice for the show's writers to create absurd titles. Cast and Key Guest Stars