''''traffic Everywhere'' By Richie Kavanagh. May 2026

: The lyrics detail various ways people pass the time, such as men yawning, smoking ("eating fags"), and picking their noses.

: One verse warns of the "bould hur" with his elbow out the door, revving his engine and determined to be first through the jam. Chorus and Style

: Ladies are described using the delay to "powder up their noses" and apply lipstick. ''''TRAFFIC EVERYWHERE'' BY RICHIE KAVANAGH.

: Some drivers remain perfectly calm, while others are visibly angry and frustrated.

Like much of Kavanagh's work, such as "The Pothole Song" or "Aon Focal Eile", the track blends social commentary with slapstick humor, often featuring dialogue between Richie and his recurring character "Johnny". : The lyrics detail various ways people pass

The song describes the protagonist's struggle to get to work in his local town, only to be halted by a gridlock of lorries, vans, cars, and even construction machinery (JCBs) digging up the market square.

"Oh Traffic, traffic, traffic, ah traffic everywhere. All this feckin' traffic, makes ye want ta swear." : Some drivers remain perfectly calm, while others

Watch the official performance of 'Traffic Everywhere' to see Richie Kavanagh's comedic delivery: ''''TRAFFIC EVERYWHERE'' BY RICHIE KAVANAGH. Richie Kavanagh YouTube• Mar 13, 2019