“It’s not a crime if the mountain claims him, Charlie!”
Chugging wine from a soda can and trailing 50 yards behind, shouting about "the hoors" he met in these woods in the 70s.
Tasked with carrying the "Corpse-Bag." She is convinced this is her "Wild" moment and keeps trying to record a gritty, inspirational vlog.
Is the "Sherpa." He’s carrying 80lbs of unnecessary protein powder and trying to perform "tactical ocular pat-downs" on nearby hikers.
“It’s not a crime if the mountain claims him, Charlie!”
Chugging wine from a soda can and trailing 50 yards behind, shouting about "the hoors" he met in these woods in the 70s.
Tasked with carrying the "Corpse-Bag." She is convinced this is her "Wild" moment and keeps trying to record a gritty, inspirational vlog.
Is the "Sherpa." He’s carrying 80lbs of unnecessary protein powder and trying to perform "tactical ocular pat-downs" on nearby hikers.
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