"I said... you’re great," Chandler stammered, his eyes widening as he realized what he’d just let slip for the first time.
"You cut off my toe!" Chandler shouted, the memory resurfacing with phantom pain.
The room went silent as the weight of the "toe incident" hung in the air. Chandler, hurt that his "nubbin" was the result of a botched seduction, stormed off to his apartment. [S5E8] The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks
Feeling terrible, Monica followed him. She knew there was only one way to fix this. When Chandler opened the door, he didn't find an apology note. He found Monica with a giant, raw turkey pulled over her head—complete with a tiny yellow hat and oversized sunglasses.
She started shimmying, the turkey wings flapping rhythmically. "I said
"Oh, you think your Thanksgivings were bad?" Phoebe countered, her eyes glazing over as she recalled a past life. "Try being a nurse on a battlefield in 1862. Talk about a lack of stuffing." The group settled in, and the floodgates opened.
"I tipped the doctor!" Monica yelled back. "Besides, it was an accident... mostly." The room went silent as the weight of
The aroma of Monica’s legendary turkey filled the apartment, but the mood was less "gratitude" and more "grudge." It all started when Chandler, still traumatized by his parents' divorce announcement over a turkey dinner years ago, declared Thanksgiving a holiday of misery.