The following story is based on the events of , Season 1, Episode 4, " Of Breasts and Basketball ."
"I need an Advil omelette with a side of Ben-Gay," Michael groaned, barely able to lift his arms to reach the coffee. [S1E4] Of Breasts and Basketball
Jay watched him with a knowing smirk. The suggestion that age might be catching up to him was met with Michael's immediate denial, even as his joints protested every movement. To him, losing that game felt like losing his status as the head of the house. He felt the need to prove that he was still the top athlete in the family, leading to a humorous but stubborn refusal to admit that Junior had legitimately outplayed him. The following story is based on the events