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"Welcome, Human 402, to your new life!" a booming, synthetic voice echoed from the massive floating screen above. It was the Emperor’s main commentator, a massive floating bot with a penchant for cruel sarcasm. "You have been upgraded! Try not to get sliced in half in the first ten seconds. The crowd hates a short show."

I gripped my sword tightly, ignoring the low-battery warnings flashing in my vision. I looked at the giant mechanical monster, and then up at the Emperor's viewing box. File: Clone.Drone.in.the.Danger.Zone.v1.3.1.37....

From the ceiling, a massive, multi-legged mechanical spider dropped down. It bristled with bomb launchers and laser turrets. "Welcome, Human 402, to your new life