Famyli Guy [2026]

Suddenly, Stewie’s "Stupidity Magnet" begins to beep wildly. It’s reacting to the sheer density of Peter’s invention. The orb begins to glow bright red.

Everything goes back to normal. The screen fades to black as Peter tries to eat the "science" toast off the cat. famyli guy

Back at the Griffin house, Brian is sitting on the couch, sipping a martini and reading a New Yorker. Stewie walks in carrying a glowing, pulsating orb. Everything goes back to normal

Cutaway: Peter is at The Cheesecake Factory, staring at a 40-page menu. "I’ve been here for three days and I’m only on the salads! My family is starving at home!" Stewie walks in carrying a glowing, pulsating orb

The orb explodes, sending a wave of purple energy through the room. For a moment, everyone is silent. Then, Peter looks at his cat-toast machine.

Peter looks at her. "That’s nice, Lois, but have you considered that your approach to the string theory is a bit... derivative?" Lois narrows her eyes. "You want to go, Griffin?"