Kenji laughed, a sharp, confident sound. "HSTP? That’s just a fancy name for a faster checkout. We’re the Paladins. We don’t fail."
"Great job, Paladins," Kenji sighed into the mic. "We won the raid, but I think the Billing System is the true final boss." "Agreed," Hiro replied. "Same time tomorrow?" (Dub) 12 : Intermission: Gamers and Billing Sys...
"Alright, boys," Kenji whispered into his headset. "The 'God-Slayer' raid is live. Ready to drop some gold?" Kenji laughed, a sharp, confident sound
"Guys, I’m literally paying for every hit," Kenji shouted, his confidence wavering. "The Billing System is tracking our moves in real-time!" We’re the Paladins
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Kenji looked at his empty wallet, then back at the glowing screen. "Yeah. But maybe we stick to the free-to-play fishing minigame for a while."
The loot dropped: a legendary 'Wallet of Infinite Stability.'