Don't Mess With Me (while I'm Jellyfishing) - Spongebob Rap Freestyle May 2026

(Verse)Got my glasses on tight, pink fields in my sightI’m a bubble-blowing legend, yeah, I do it every nightStep into the fields, catch a buzz, catch a glowIf you’re looking for the King, check the crown, check the flowI got a net in my hand and a spatula for backupTry to step to the sponge? Watch the Krabby Patties stack upI’m "Goofy Goober" rockin’, keep the Gary flow steadyI’m a fry-cook monster, tell me, "Are you ready?"

(Outro)(Laughter)I’m ready!(Clarinet squeak)Whoops, sorry Squidward. (Verse)Got my glasses on tight, pink fields in

(Intro)(Sound of a bubble pop)Yeah.Big Jelly in the building.Keep that net ready.(Beat drops: heavy bass with a high-pitched clarinet sample) (Verse)Got my glasses on tight

(Chorus)Don’t mess with me, I’m in the zone, I’m in the zoneGot a high-voltage sting, leave your pride at the homeYeah, I’m jellyfishing, vibing, living life under the seaUnless you’re Patrick Star, don’t you come around meDon’t mess with me, yeah, the bubbles keep risingI’m the yellow-headed menace, always improvisingJellyfishing daily, yeah, the rhythm is the keyI’m the king of Bikini Bottom, don't you mess with me. catch a buzz