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The Deer didn't flinch. It retracted its legs, shifted its body, and transformed into a sleek, metallic bipedal mech. The battle that followed leveled three city blocks and briefly turned the moon into a giant slice of cheese. The Aftermath

The Deer was ready. With a flick of its ears, it equipped a pair of pistols onto its antlers. It swung its neck around a skyscraper like a grappling hook, launching itself into the air while raining down fire. A stray bullet hit a giant cow statue, which immediately came to life and started playing a high-stakes game of Othello with a nearby building. The Final Showdown DEEEER.Simulator.Your.Average.Everyday.Deer.Gam...

As the dust settled, the Deer stood atop the ruins of a luxury mall. It had defeated the giant dog, de-throned the hippo-king of the subway, and successfully attached a human to its back to use as a surfboard. The Deer didn't flinch

As the "Deerstruction" meter in the corner of the universe began to climb, the city's defense systems kicked in. The police arrived, but they weren't human. A squad of polar bears in riot gear and oversized sunglasses rolled up in armored vans. The Aftermath The Deer was ready