Cezary_jurkiewicz_ateizm_stand_up_2022 May 2026

And I have to explain to her, I am not worried about your hell. I’m worried about the .Think about it. If you believe in the wrong God, or no God, you go to the same place, right? So, I’m sitting there, and I’m wrong, and I walk into hell.Is it just a room full of logical arguments? Is it just me, in a tiny office, forced to fill out paperwork for eternity while listening to a podcast about quantum mechanics?'Ah, Cezary! You didn't believe in the talking donkey! Here is your stapler. It has no staples. That is the torture.'

So, I’ve decided to start my own religion. It’s called 'I Don't Know.'We don't have a book. We don't have a building. Our main prayer is just looking at the sky and saying, 'Yeah... probably.'The tithing is low. The morale is high. And the best part? When you die, you just... stop.No hell, no heaven, just a really long, uninterrupted nap.Which, let’s be honest, sounds better than working a weekend, anyway." ? A deeper, more philosophical monologue ? cezary_jurkiewicz_ateizm_stand_up_2022

"I’m an atheist, which in Poland is less of a personal belief system and more of a . It's a logistical nightmare. And I have to explain to her, I

I met my aunt recently. She asks, 'Cezary, why don't you go to church?'I said, 'Auntie, I don't believe in God.'She looks at me with this genuine, tragic panic, like I’ve just told her I only eat gravel. 'But... what if you're wrong? What if there is a hell?' So, I’m sitting there, and I’m wrong, and