Tyler showed up 20 minutes late, wearing khakis and a button-down for what I thought was a casual outdoor hang. Within five minutes, I realized "expert" was code for "will not stop talking." He didn't ask a single question about me. Instead, he spent forty minutes explaining why Bitcoin is the future while repeatedly walking away mid-sentence to take macro photos of a ladybug on a nearby fence. The "Forgot My Wallet" Classic
This blog post is designed for the —a space dedicated to the hilariously cringeworthy world of modern dating. It uses a mix of humor, relatable tropes, and real-world dating "horror" stories to engage readers. The Bad Date Chronicles: The "Expert" and the Empty Wallet Posted by: Anonymous | Date: April 28, 2026 Bad Date Chronicles
He expected me to "pony up" for his three artisanal IPAs. Tyler showed up 20 minutes late, wearing khakis